I don't think brook has ever known best
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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