I look better un-naked...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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