doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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