if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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