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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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