I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he fucked my hip out of place.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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