I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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