at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
too bad you live with your parents still
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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