Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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be right there i have to get my cape
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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