1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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