What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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