Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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