it was like eating out sand paper
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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