We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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