You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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