Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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