at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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