I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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