porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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