you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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