I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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