the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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