I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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