You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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