i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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