Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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