I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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