I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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