Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
