Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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