One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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