me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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