Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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