i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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