I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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