But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
thus making me awesome and them whores
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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