At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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