I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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