its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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