Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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