she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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