You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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