Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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