Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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