But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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