I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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