I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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