How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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