you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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