i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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