I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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