ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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