Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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