Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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